the spouse or significant other of a hunter, whom, during hunting season, is typically left alone, "widowed" by their hunter spouse's prolonged absences; includes sleeping alone in the marriage bed, minimal sex life, extra essential babysitting responsibilities (for those with children), refrigerator depleted of beer supplies, bank account depleted of financial supplies, and the itty bitty possibility of said hunter spouse bringing home some fresh meat.
by Esme Masen December 24, 2011
by Star Platinum User March 24, 2020
Hunter Footjob is the act of receiving erectile pleasure from the touch of someone else feet and smoking crack at the same time while being video taped.
Bro, check out this video of me pulling a hunter footjob.
Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.
I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob
Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.
I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob
by Juicy plums October 26, 2020
A person enjoying the fine quality of Apple products. Has a refined taste for coffee and tea.
Often latent homosexual.
Often latent homosexual.
by direktor July 11, 2019
A (usually married) m+f couple seeking out a third. They will insist the potential third must be a natal female, and preferably young, pretty, bisexual, and interested in sex with both partners. By the time you've listed all of that, you're looking for a person that's so rare and highly sought-after that, "you're looking for unicorns."
Advertisement: "We're a m+f couple looking for a third! Must be a a cis female, aged 18-25 years old, pretty, submissive, and unlikely to get attached. Bonus if she's willing to act as the an unpaid babysitter and housekeeper. Please send picture and a message telling us why we should choose you."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
by PinkKitten420 March 19, 2021
by youngdeeps March 12, 2015
by StellarAce27 September 15, 2016