bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007

food hooker

An attractive waitress at a food service establishment.

Damn, that food hooker is hot!!

by Unholy7 January 4, 2009

Hooker Red Lipstick

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.

"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!

by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006

sandy hook

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.

1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

by theweirdogirlwithaspergers August 22, 2016

hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

by Twiggy May 4, 2005

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003