Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

hoff

New Zealand word, the name of the cloud/steam when its so cold you can see your own breath.

I can hoff its so cold

by Dave W May 14, 2004

hoff

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To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).

"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."

"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"

Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.

by Neil Joshi June 25, 2007

Hoffnuts

(adj.) Batshit insane and likely drunk.

Bill: "You ever watch two girls one cup?"

Bob: "Yeah that was gross... those bitches are hoffnuts."

by captainmerv85 August 18, 2009

hofnagle

When one bite's another's ass

"No hofnagling!"

by King of the World December 27, 2003

haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie

my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie

by scribdizzle October 3, 2009