holy family

a school where everyone is gay asf except for a couple of girls and they all are extremely fake and will drop anyone for no reason and the teachers don’t do shit for bullying bc they don’t care and there’s cryin going on everyday

do you go to holy family?

me: yeah why?

them: ur prob gay asf

by Happydays14 February 28, 2020

holy guava

Used to define comical statements.

Person 1: Holy Guava!! Someone died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha L

by basil_underwood November 7, 2023

God Holy Damn

A feel-good blasphemy!

1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!

2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)

by Dic. February 1, 2004

all that is good and holy

1. An exclamation generally spoken in exasperation or as a plea

1. For all that is good and holy, please get down off that table!

2. For all that is good and holy, would you stop bugging him?

3. Please, stop! For all that is good and holy, don't do this!

by Iamanenigma December 1, 2013

holy wack

=Oh no! (cry of disappointment, disgust or frustration)

Eminem's BUSINESS: "Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right".

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004

Holy crud

An exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circumstances for the speaker.

"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"

by Kazyan September 30, 2006