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hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.
Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.
by cockEinstein May 12, 2014
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Hershey Hat

Decorative headwear for penises primarily consisting of fecal matter recently acquired from one's indulging of anal insertion.
I tried anal sex and all I got was this lousy Hershey hat.
by Mike Hawk Enyurmauf March 9, 2017
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hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself
by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021
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Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020
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hershey squirties

this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
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Hershey kissed

When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls
I was banging this chic last night and she accidentally sit on my balls she Hershey kissed me
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023
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Hershey’s

The definitive chocolate brand. If you had to look this up, you are VERY stupid.
I could REALLY go for some Hershey’s right now.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
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