Hersel Mendes

He is always such a cool and friendly guy who you’d trust your child with but he’d always refuse and don’t give him access to your desktop

hesel hersel mendes said my coputer got vinrus

by demon hunter the 666 November 23, 2021

Herschel walkin

Telling stories and anecdotes that make no sense whatsoever, or just outright lies. Similar to, but less mind-boggling than Donald Trumpin.

Gary: Did you see that Herschel Walker has kids he’s not in contact with after criticizing absentee fathers?
Tim: Aw that’s just Herschel Walker out here Herschel Walkin.
Gary: Did you see that weird story he told about a bull that essentially says people should stick with what they’ve got, which kind of indicates they SHOULDN’T vote for him?
Tim: He really needs an MRI.

by justputitinthegroundwater September 8, 2022

Hershit's Kiss

Small piece of poop left on the side of the toilet bowl, similar in size to the Hershey's Kiss chocolate.

After Scarlett flushed the toilet, looks like she left a little Hershit's Kiss.

by Brochacho Kitten January 19, 2023

Dirty Hersh

A man who lets his girlfriend peg him as hard and as long as she wants.

Sorry I only date guys who are down for a dirty hersh.

by Bizziejizzie May 21, 2020

Hersey

An affluent highschool in Arlington Heights, IL. Lots of emo kids and preps go there.

Hersey Highschool won the 1987 state football championship.

by DrCrumb April 9, 2008

Oral Hershiser

Fishing out the log you just dropped from the toilet. Find the nearest person and throw the shit like a 90 MPH fastball. It's only a strike if you hit the persons mouth.

I got so tired of this bitch running her mouth. I had to shut it so I decided to give her a Oral Hershiser. STRIKE!!!

by zaxin October 19, 2010

hersheys kiss

when having anal sex, you pull out after going deep and have a bell shaped bit of poo on the head of your penis

damn bitch gave me a hersheys kiss last night!

by bukkake man March 29, 2011