German hello

The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".

"Hallo Heinrich"
"Hallo Jan"
*German hello*
"Oh Jan! You just tickled my balls!"

by guttingfish September 29, 2011

hello fuck me harder

when you say something random when you are fucking someone

" OHHHHHHH DADDDDDDDDDDDDY! HELLO FUCK ME HARDER!" SHE SCREAMED with PLEASURE as her daddy FUCKED her.

by fuck me harder April 23, 2018

Hello Goodnight

being so drunk that you will pass out and not remeber.

Shane: Hello Goodnight
Joe: He must be real f*d up and about to pass out... What a night!!

Hello Goodnight!!! im drunk as hell

by a42bballa September 23, 2009

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

alpine hello

A greeting among friends mountaineering together. While climbing a straight route up the fall-line, the lead climber waits until his colleagues are distracted, and lowers his pants to expose his buttocks. While wagging his exposed posterior back and forth in a sexually suggestive manner, he calls out "Alpine HELLO!" in his best Swiss or German accent, with a flamboyant emphasis on the "hello". Bonus points are awarded if the timing is such that the next climber accidently plants his face in the expedition leader's backside.

NB: Not to be confused with the sub-alpine hello.

When we were climbing Mount Washington, I gave Tom an alpine hello that he will not soon forget!

by Dilly-Willy July 17, 2006

hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005

Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

by D-san July 16, 2003