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Used when you want to accuse someone of hacking/exploiting in a game, but you accidentally typed "w" because you were holding "w" as movement key
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top hawk by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009
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The Hawking Test
"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
The Hawking Test by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
Thicken Hawk
A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
Thicken Hawk by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011
skeeter-hawk
A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.
Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.
skeeter-hawk by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017
Tarantula hawk wasp
Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.
Mick: what the fuck is th-
*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*
Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.
*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*
Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.
Tarantula hawk wasp by laserbreak May 16, 2017