Hearts That Hate

My favorate band.
Pushing the bounds of music like none other.
They feel my pain,man.
Similar to Simple Plan,Alkaline Trio.
They're going to be HUGE.

Cry tonight. My hands around your hands.
I won't let you die tonight.
Cry tonight. My heart's in your hands.
I won't let you...

Hearts That Hate.

by bandanasrerad September 4, 2006

I Hate You

The fundamental opposite of I Love You. Though this can be used without necessarily feeling the lack of love for an individual, usage within a relationship can and will cause the counterpart to instantly lose all interest in you instantly.

Usage outside a relationship, however, can have some positive effects. For instance, an annoying individual who hangs around you against your choice could be the receiving end of "I Hate You", and then likely find another individual to bother.

Man: I hate you because you slept with my uncle's girlfriend's third step-brother in-law's baby sister's great grandfather's son's daughter's friend's brother. D<
Wife: ... isn't that you?
Man: ... Oh, right.
Wife: I WANT A DIVORCE D<

by Zigbigidorlu January 17, 2007

Hate Porn

'Reality' television which features people who represent the absolute worst aspects of humanity. The viewer essentially takes pleasure through judging the cast members as worthless and talking with other viewers about how much they hate these people.

Examples include the shows 'Jersey Shore,' 'Keeping up with the Kardashians,' and 'Real Housewives of Orange County.'

Reality shows have always shown some degree of hate porn (See: Puck, def. 6), but only recently have begun to focus on this aspect, rather than relationships or the 'problem of the week.'

"My GAWD Snookie was soooo awful last night can you believe her?"

"I just absolutely HAAATE! her!"

"Y'all need to lay off of that Hate Porn, it's bad for your soul."

by Jamesze March 4, 2010

don't hate appreciate

Don't hate appreciate is a phrase used when people are hating on you for doing something that they wish they were doing.

Person 1: "You're screaming about winning 40 credits on the machine when you bet 36!"
Person 2: "Don't hate appreciate!"

by Flizbo November 10, 2007

Why do you hate freedom?

A standard comeback to anyone who even hints about criticizing America or its policies.

Mark: I think America needs a strong diplomatic approach to the situation in North Korea.

James: Why do you hate freedom?

by UnnDunn October 27, 2006

hatearade

Compounded from "hate" and "Gatorade," used as a metaphor to describe what someone is doing when they are treating someone rudely and such behavior appears to be racially motivated.

1. "Stop drinking the Hatearade!"

2. "What flavors does Hatearade come in?"
"Vanilla - that's the only flavor." - from WWE's Monday Night Raw

by Golfhaus January 9, 2005

hate shit

When one is so full of anger and hatred, that they must take a massive shit, which is composed of their concentrated hate.

It is often, though not always, left in the toilet for someone else to deal with

"I got an F on that exam? I need to go take a hate shit,"

"WHO LEFT THIS HATE SHIT IN HERE?"

"Damn, Mark is taking another hate shit, his ex must really be a bitch,"

by T8y8 May 10, 2009