Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

by _bcom June 3, 2016

handi

Short for handicapped

You handi
You’re a bit handi

by Handi2019 June 22, 2019

OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.

JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....

by Boxx Cutta January 7, 2019

Doncaster handy

A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.

Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.

by Linkle July 17, 2022