handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

Handy

Gay slang for well endowed.

That neighbor Grayson sure looks handy!

by big papas fritas March 13, 2022

Handy

To give someone a handjob.

Yeah man, he gave me a awesome handy!

by 1sus2person3 September 19, 2025

Handy

A combination of Andy and Harrison who are relied on to complete a job. Handy is an abbreviated form of listing the two people

“Do you guys need a handy?” “Get Handy to do it!”

by Andosgee October 29, 2020

Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023

Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.

Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy

by Podracer06 May 12, 2025