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Guitar Zero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
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Guitar Hero Goggles

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).
Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.
by jayB109 October 16, 2010
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guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.
Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
by mlkman June 15, 2011
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Guitart

A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.
Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.

Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.
by Snuggle Pot November 20, 2012
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guitolo

"Did you go to the concert last night?"

"Yeah that dude had a killer guitolo."
by Darkness640 February 1, 2017
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GuiTheDev

Synonymous to the expression "Best Developer ever"
Customer: Do you think you are a good developer?
You: Yes i think im very GuiTheDev
by GuiTheDev July 20, 2022
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voice guitar

When one uses his voice to try and imitate a guitar solo, normally when alone or completely jamming out.
Bryan- "Dude, i walked into Dylan's room yesterday and he was totally jamming out to freebird with his voice guitar"

David- "No way man...I heard he has a really bad voice guitar"
by stankeyb0201 August 11, 2009
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