grammel toe

When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe

person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge

by moose knuckle the great March 12, 2013

gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny

Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.

by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014

Grammar Fucked

The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.

I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.

by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014

grammatude

A combination of Gramma(Grandmother) & attitude

Don't know what grammatude is?

Mess with my grandchildren & you'll find out!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015

Grammar Failzi

Someone who tries to correct the grammatical errors of others but fails miserably

Guy 1: There a bunch of idiots
Guy 2: Their*
Guy 3: They're*, woah grammar failzi XD

by ThunderFault June 29, 2015

grammatify

To grammatically correct someone or something

Let me grammatify your work before you send it off - you're always spelling things wrong and making up words.

by katrinajaye May 1, 2016

Grammar Cringe

When you see grammatical errors in a post and can't do anything to fix it. The cringe is worse if it is someone you respect or would feel bad to correct, or something that you like or agree with. It's like a booger hanging out of your best friend's nose but not being able to let them know.

I couldn't help but grammar cringe after reading my English teacher's post about her grandmother dying, because it had so many misspelled words and improper punctuation.

by Bholla2384 November 20, 2016