muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

gross goose girl

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose

Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !

by mia_mm May 29, 2018

Hailey Godsey

a fake bitch who will be friends with you only to control you because she thinks she’s the queen of everyone. she’s a huge hypocrite. don’t tell her anything she can’t keep her mouth shut. her favorite hobby is starting drama. she thinks she thicc but i thing she forgot her booty at Victoria Secret.

girl 1- omg i fucking hate hailey. she starts so much drama
girl 2- hailey godsey?
girl 1- yea how’d you know?
girl 2- i hear the word drama and she’s the first person that comes to mind

by Brooklyns pappi July 2, 2018

golly goose

The phrase "Golly Goose" refers to someone of indian agnostic ethnicity who is a very hard worker and does a lot of training.

Oh that boy at school is a golly goose at his work

by Kawaki October 5, 2020

Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."

What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.

by The Ratio Meister March 5, 2021

l0st.goose

Someone I’ve found on my tiktok that deserves the appreciation of who they are

L0st.goose is a homosexual confirmed

by BoxBento June 7, 2021