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gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.
Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.
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Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber's beard.
Its a girl used to cover a guys sexual identity, like Elton John's wife, or Selena Gomez
by Monsieur Mollynex May 4, 2011
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gomer

the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.
steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.
by adam ohman July 25, 2004
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gommy

Gommy:
A stickey mess.(adj)

Gommed:
To create a sticky mess. (verb)
The fruit cake batter looked like a gommy mess to me.

My son gommed up my tools with chocolate syrup.
by L Keith Ray September 19, 2005
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GOML

Means "Get Off My Lawn", but can also mean "Get on my level."

Get Off My Lawn was coined in 2008 by Clint Eastwood, regardless of what you think or have read. His character "Walt" uses it to warn a bunch of Hmong kids to gtfo his lawn. It is said that the actors all soile themselves in each take of this scene.

Get on My Level is used primarily as a form of trash talk, more commonly in online gaming. The user tells the recipent that he is basically not worth his/her time, and is lower than semen dispersed from a used anus, so he/she must "get on his/her level."
GOML before you get sent to the deto.

These kids dunno who their messin' with, they need to GOML.
by NarooN October 2, 2009
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Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore
Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!
by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009
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GOMC

he complains so much he's a life member of the GOMC !
by grumpy18 December 2, 2010
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