Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025

Glorpy

Mainstream and based - niche

Oh like that guy is so glorpy

by Glorpster9000 October 9, 2025

Gorping It

When someone says something so OUTRAGEOUSLY stupid you can't find a proper word for it.

Alex: The sun is WHITE not YELLOW! My teacher is so dumb

Jay: are you Gorping it right now?

by NovaKrow November 4, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Gorp

Gorp (verb): To mark an individual's skin up with an indelible marker (e.g., sharpie), mainly on the face and/or arms, but may involve the trunk of the body and legs in extreme circumstances. A form of hazing-like behavior popular in high schools in the mid-1960s and early 1970s.

Gorp, gorping, gorped

Remember the time you fell asleep on the team bus and we gorped you? It took weeks for you to finally scrub those all those flowers off your face!

by KMA22 December 22, 2025

Gorp

A little green bean shaped creature whom wields the secrets of Gorp's World

I knew I shouldn't have bit into that Gorp... but he just looked so tasty!

by gorpdev December 25, 2025

De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.

Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.

by Knife right August 30, 2017