geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

Geezer

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?

- Yeah?

Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!

- Lol what a geezer!!!

by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020

F-Geezy

Family Guy, one of the finest comedy programmes around

also known as FG

I cant wait for a new series of F-Geezy

by Lorenzo January 17, 2005

Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

geeza

The term geeza is also used to describe the A. I. (Artificial Intelligence) in the classic war simulation game for the PC/Console called 'Operation Flashpoint.'

Holy sh*t soldier! There's a squad of 8 geezas standing over there by the barracks. One grenade will take the whole feckin' lot out...throw dat biatch!!!

by Assbuster January 22, 2004

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011