gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.
Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?
by Frostydog11 August 25, 2019
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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 06, 2023
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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 04, 2023
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nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"
by marlinemcdagger February 05, 2010
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gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.
I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.
by Dansk35 August 30, 2023
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Gate Experience

When a man inserts his penis on another man's ass and says "gate" and desert 4, forest 3, tundra a7 as a way of saying "faster"
Hey did you see Andy doing the Gate Experience on Kyle? Man must have been rough.
by Dee's Nats September 29, 2021
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ninth gate

Did you guys see the eclipse on Monday? Jenny and I pulled a ninth gate! It's okay, we had protection - we made sure to wear the special glasses!
by princesnoopy August 17, 2017
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