ass or gas

When one is giving another a ride they say "ass or gas". Ass being some type if sexual satisfaction and gas being gas money or gas. Most acceptable type of payment is ass.

It's either ass or gas Becky.

Dude, Becky paid with ass!

by JakesBigDick September 24, 2013

Ashburn, GA

Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!

1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."

by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011

Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.

I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

wet gas

In the process of flatulating, an amount of wet, non-amalgomated fecal matter is discharged from the anus.The amount can be vary between a trace amount that may or may not stain the underwear to a full load being evacuated from the flatuator.

After a hard night of drinking Tim attempted to impress his roommates with an aromatic fart, but his efforts resulted in wet gas.

by LeeJ December 25, 2008

gas guzzler

any american car made in the world

I own an Excursion. It gets about 8 miles per gallon. It's a true gas guzzler

by J 0 K A October 4, 2005

gas station

Mexican Restaurant

I got some gas plus eating at the Julios Gas Station

by Calvin B. Goners December 6, 2002