Gage is a funny and weird guy. He is sweet and caring but will drop you if someone better comes along. He is dumb but hilarious. Good guy to date while he likes you but when he loses feelings or WHATEVER else he's gone in a heartbeat, will care and love in a relationship until the last breath. He's a straight forward guy and doesn't beat around the bush. Loves death metal. Everyone always sees the annoying weird side of him but if you ever get to personally know him you'll see how sweet and cute and caring he really is. Be careful because he's a troublemaker and a heartbreaker. He has zero rizz but ends up pulling mad fine girls.
If you ever meet a Gage you'll either be lucky or unlucky if he comes into your life.
by Lilmademm March 15, 2023
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Gage; A fuck-wit that can’t spell or turn off his Fans.
“Did you hear about gage? Guys a class A tard
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Gage is a dyke
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When 69'ing a girl, you ejaculate a large amount of seamen into the air. With the seamen still in the air, you gently pull open the girl's vagina and let the "rain" fall into her.
I gave my girlfriend a rain gage for her birthday and now she keeps trying to predict the forecast of when I'm gonna make it "rain" on her again.
by Peter Fitzenteit November 29, 2011
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A beautiful girl who works hard for what she wants.she's very sensitive and doesn't like to joke around a lot.
Heaven is an amazing person. She is a brilliant person.heaven Gage is also independent.
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Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying
Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!
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A fat peice of shit. A big guy that eats a lot of food and is whipped. His in a group called "people who don't salad" sadly only one member because Gage Big Adam ate them all.
Gage Adam would eat ten cheeseburgers in one bite.
by Jiggles and puffs November 20, 2017
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