Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011

froked

lazy, tired,startled past tense of the word freak

ahh! you froked me out I just woke up

by big Tms October 19, 2011

Frosted

To have lots and lots of money. in other words 'cake'. cake has frosting on it, therefore, frosting would be racks on racks of dough!

Me: Hey man, I hit this lick last night.. I'm frosted as Hell!

Justin: Yeah dude, I thought you had cake before, but you're frosted now!

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by Journey Bieber June 30, 2011

frosted

having plans cancelled on by a flake

Dude, I heard that Katie totally frosted Pat for the third time in a row last week.

by Limey Clyde September 6, 2011

frosted mini meep

1: main food staple for meepers
2: small, capsuled doses of ecstasy

1: man, i could use a bowl of frosted mini meeps right now to start off my day!
2: aye, you got any frosted mini meeps for sale?

by that one bitch; February 26, 2012

Frosted Cheerio

To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."

"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."

by diesel313 September 23, 2012

Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013