frog-strangler 

Term used by people in Florida to describe a strong and nasty thunderstorm.

Hey mike, I can't come over right now, I got a frog-strangler going on outside and it has the road in front of my house closed.

frog-strangler by Dennys Menus September 26, 2009

finer than frog hair 

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

finer than frog hair by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

Monkey Fish Frog 

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

Monkey Fish Frog by sober_noob August 24, 2009

MLG Frog

MLG Frog. A rainbow thing that hurts your goddamn eyes.

don't belive the fuck out of me?

Just look at the GIF:

The MLG Frog was so irritating it made my eyes bleed

MLG Frog by 🍔 Burger King September 17, 2017

crazy frog 

Jamster ringtone that is making billions for some geeky little nerd in a recording studio and causing many members of the human race to rip their own ears off in a vain attempt to make the irritation cease. After - in a sudden act of stupidity - you decide to buy it, you will have paid a total of around £40,000 trillion pounds instead of the promised £2.50. Absolutely no point whatsoever.

'This is the 14,521st text message from Jamster mobile, and will cost you £10,000 sterling. If you liked the ringtone, why not buy the remixed verson, the remix of the remix version, the wallpaper, the screensaver, the animated screen saver, the game, the official T-shirt...' Er... No thanks.

crazy frog by Snack88 May 18, 2005

frog king 

Slang for the phrase fucking. Seen in Least I Could Do comics.

Employee- I'm afraid we don't carry any frog king merchandise.

Rayne- Yeah, so that's going to come back and bite me in the ass.

-Leasticoulddo.com

frog king by CPV May 9, 2006

frog titties 

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.

dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!

frog titties by I_JEDI March 7, 2011