Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

File Not Found

A spontaneous remark said to attempt to envoke laughter in your peers.

File not found, f-f-f-f-f-f-file, n-n-n-not, found, f-f-f-found!

by WebberCoolMan April 14, 2022

Fundoshi

Sumo Wrestler Underwear.

Pros:
Shows off your bulge for the ladies
Cheap
Cons:
Hard To Find
Embarrising to wear
Hard To Tie

Guy 1:Yo bro i just bought a fundoshi and im going to show it off to the ladies"
Guy 2:Good Luck Trying to tie it.

by MysteriousD May 23, 2010

New Found Glory

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.

by a person who knows what the fuck they are talking May 9, 2003

new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...

Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH

by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 16, 2005

foundation

it is the lowest level of 'smartness' at standard grade level and is used to abbreviate someone being in a foundation class (stupid class) with the use of the single word 'foundation' or shortened to 'foundy'. It can also be used to describe someone's actions to be like those of a person in a foundation class.

stupid person

1: 10 minutes after a joke is told) ohhh, I get it now
2: ha! you're so foundy/foundation!

actions like those of a stupid person

1: (falls over a chair or something)
2: omg that is so foundy/foundation!

by meeee-x May 20, 2008