heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.
Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.
by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
by Yabagoot June 15, 2018
Terry Folds, while similar to Terry Flaps, are classified as any loose bodily skin flaps that can be used for the purpose of self gratification, or more commonly, fornication using non traditional penetration and sexual friction.
by Terry Folds November 20, 2021
Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe
Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off
Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded
Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded
by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017
( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.
I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
by ungrammed April 13, 2022