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Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) 

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Florida State University 

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU
What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

Florida Gaytor 

A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!
Florida Gaytor by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012

Florida dreads 

The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks
Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads
Florida dreads by KevintheKing August 29, 2019

florida taco del mar 

a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.
damn, that florida taco del mar looks freak nasty.

Florida Swamp Slinger 

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

Florida Gator 

Best team in the world.
It's great.. to be.. a FLORIDA GATOR!!
Florida Gator by gat0rfan March 5, 2008