Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is

"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"

by J888 April 10, 2008

Fluff

A word with a wide variety of meanings. It can be a noun, verb, or and adjective. It could be an insult or a compliment. It could mean cool, retarded, slow, smart, or anything else. To use the word fluff, you have to have a good imagination.

1) You're such a fluff. Shut up!
2) Wow, that' so fluff!
3) HOLY FLUFF!
4) What the fluff?

by Kara. December 15, 2008

floffus

Uhh, hardly. Douche bag they are no where near the best pop-punk band ever.

fuck floffus in their talentless assholes.

by Jeremy Hammond (Josh you suck balls) January 31, 2003

Fluff mist

The stink zone you want to avoid walking through after someone has farted.

Person one: "UGH...pew!! Who crapped their pants?"

Person two: "No one!! Uncle Ralph had beans and broccoli again. You just wallked through the fluff mist!"

by sunni9 September 27, 2010

Fluff Sandwhich

To cum into a pussy and squezze the sides and it looks like a sandwhcih

Little Jimmy was having sex with his HOE and was cumming in her pussy and didnt want her to get preganet so he squezze the sides of her pussy and made a fluff sandwhich

by Vinny Calabrese Kyle Kaulfers March 1, 2009

Flafro

A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.

Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

Flarfing

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.

I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.

by Leximus August 30, 2009