Home field advantage

When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.

My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.

by Enderman51 July 16, 2019

Out of Right Field

Plot twist! Unlike the baseball term, “out of left field”, which is way over used and now expected, the term, “out of right field” is actually unexpected.

1: “The topic I chose for my thesis was out of right field?”
2: “Don’t you mean out of left field?”
1: “No, that’d be too expected”.

by Father Figure 69 September 19, 2021

field hockey fanatic

crazed male field hockey fan; A fanatic will yell at the referees, later to be noted as "rude", but not knowing any rules. A group of fanatics is usually led by a wicked sexist guy, who wears field hockey jackets and says referees "havent heard shit yet", planning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious. A fanatic shows up at nearly all games, not knowing why, but also screaming at any call they think is against their team.

A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later finding out the refs left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and be proud of it.

by fanatic#3 July 18, 2008

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017

Field of Dreams Fallacy

The mistaken belief that "if you build it, they will come". Responsible for the failure of many Internet startups.

The client didn't understand why no one was visiting his site and I just didn't have the heart to tell him that he had fallen for the Field of Dreams fallacy.

by shamanticist June 19, 2018

reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004