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Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com
I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.
by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010
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will ferrell

the curly-headed god of funny.known for his famous character,Ron Burgundy in Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy and his other crack-you-up movies Step Brothers,Talladega Nights,Elf,Old School,Blades of Glory,The Producers etc.
He's one of the creators of funnyordie.com - the comedy video website.
Is that what you call hilarious?You should see Will Ferrell's movies then.

Anything thats got Will Ferrell in it will have me LOFL like fuck.

Champ:What in the hell's diversity?
Ron:Well,I could be wrong,but I believe diversity is an old,old wooden ship that was used during the civil war area

After Veronica realized she was being pranked on the phone:
Veronica: You know what?This is pathetic
Ron: You're pathetic (and hangs up)
by liquidquinn January 18, 2009
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Ferrule

The protective point or knob on the far end of an umbrella, or parasol.
He jabbed the man in the neck with the ferrule of his umbrella. It was quite sharp, because his umbrella has a concealed blade in it.
by TanorFaux October 18, 2012
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Ferret

In a failed attempt to censor the word "Pedo", iFunny created a new word for pedophiles, ferretphiles or ferrets.
"Ferretphiles are disgusting"

"Danny is a ferret? Nasty."

"Did you hear that our neighbor is a Ferretphile?"
by tobiistobi October 13, 2020
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Ferret

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER
by roxmick March 16, 2021
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Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness
"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"
by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017
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Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.
"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"
by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018
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