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forgets to breathe

Someone who is literally so stupid, every now and then they forget to breath. They are generally recognized by random intakes of breath. Sometimes belly rumbling also occurs as they also forget to eat!
Person A: look at that guy, He nearly passed out!

Person B: oh yes He is that Forgets to breathe guy.

Person A: oh yes, he does look seriously stupid!

Person B: He does indeed.
by Mr Bar Stard June 3, 2013
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Ferretti

A guy that holds Gatorade bottles to his forehead as he thinks about penis.
That Ferretti over there has been talking about men he wanted to see naked all morning.
by Ferrettiisgay November 27, 2019
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Pink Nosed Ferrets

A way of describing a woman's breasts (usually said amongst guys)
"Dude, check out her two pink nosed ferrets" breasts
by Nerik Kester April 21, 2010
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Bleached-blonde ferret

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"
by yamum678 January 10, 2021
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forget about it

"forget about it", means:

(A) You have just been forgiven a major trespass by the Don.

(B) The Don wants you to think you are forgiven, but really, you are about to die.
"Fuckhead about it" = Gangsta version of "forget about it".

"Oh, faggot about it, thilly!" = The gay pimp (Peter Seller) version of "forget about it".
by Peter Seller July 4, 2006
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forgetless

term used to describe that transient state of consciousness which periodically surpasses the forgeful phase
I left home today without my MasterCard and don't know how I could possibly be so forgetless!
by Karen Kato Chervenak February 6, 2006
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Ferrets

Two or more people engaging in any type of hookup in a bar or night club bathroom.
I had to call upon the bartender to remove the ferrets from the stall.
by jackecox February 16, 2013
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