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French Banana

A sex act between two lesbians. A French Banana occurs when two lesbians use a strap on dildo and then proceed to go ass to mouth with it.
Wow, that porno was intense... one dyke gave the other one a French Banana
by Peter J. Blidge January 9, 2008
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French nose

Cyrano de Bergerac has a typical French nose.
by ScottX October 22, 2006
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French Tug-Boat

When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass
"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"
by nigga bitch fo life November 1, 2008
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The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.
"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.
by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009
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french fuck

Stimulation of the male organ by sliding your rod in between a nice huge set of tits until climax
I gave Maria a nice French Fuck in between her huge gazongas. The result was banana juice all over her yapper.
by Pepper November 8, 2004
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french

the sexiest guys on earth, who do the most amazing combinations of things like art and skateboarding. also they're not afraid to be open about the fact that they want to get into your pants.
chick1: oh there's this new hot guy in my history class
chick2: oh really?
chick1: yeah, he's french too so that makes him even more sexier
by ugh January 9, 2004
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excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
by Al October 14, 2003
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