Fartled

When you are startled by a fart.

“Did you just fart yourself awake? You fartled yourself.”

by Iliekmakingwords March 14, 2025

Fartlekyn

A little fart

Sam is a fartlekyn

by Kai_I January 27, 2026

Farvlenarkin bullshit

A statement of total disgust

When Bethany only wanted to play date.. I told her that was some Farvlenarkin bullshit

by Blind247 January 29, 2026

Farce

It's not an argument.

Hym "It's a farce. If you religious nutjobs can't control everyone in perpetuity you turn the world into a farce until everyone submits to your mentally retarded whim. Additionally, is it fat, Bret? Is it a fat cock? Because it sounds like 'WeLl I wAs LoOkInG fOr-' You were looking for a fat cock. You did just slip and fall onto a fat cock."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Fartless

(adjective):

Someone with god-level willpower who can hold in farts for months just to reach their goals. Ultimate self-control, zero gas, all gain.

"During the intense championship match, he stayed completely fartless, never letting distractions or discomfort affect his game."

by mcm83sem August 29, 2025

fartlek

newer slur used for a british person

you fartlek

he’s such a fartlek

by sirbuttlicker September 3, 2025

Farcet

(noun)
From “farce” + “market”

Definition:
A financial ecosystem so absurd it stopped being an economy and started being a vibe.
Prices? Fake. Valuations? Fiction. Confidence? Manufactured in bulk by influencers and hedge funds working the same group chat.

A Farcet runs on hopium, PowerPoint decks, and caffeine-fueled denial. The line only goes up—until it rug-pulls reality.

"The stock dropped 80% after earnings but CNBC called it bullish—classic Farcet move.”

“We live in a Farcet. Taxes are real, the profits are imaginary.”

by Codex Δ October 4, 2025