When someone tries to pretend they were being ironic, but they meant exactly what they were saying. Often a tactic of bullies and fascists who claim they were just making jokes and having fun, but the intent has nothing to do with having fun.
It's false irony when Matt Walsh's Twitter calls himself a "Theocratic fascist", and pretends he's just being ironic, but then actually promotes fascism.
by YourPreudonym August 2, 2022
Get the false ironymug. Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.
When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.
by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011
Get the False-a-tudemug. by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019
Get the False doctrinemug. when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
Get the false-hope-commitmentmug. Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 16, 2023
Get the false fitmug. False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".
That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!
Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!
I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!
I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
by ItsMelanieBihh April 23, 2024
Get the False Eyelashesmug. False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.
By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
Get the False Pineapplemug.