Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020

Farling

A Darling who engages in Fapnapping.

Oh my Farling, you've perfected fapnapping into an art form!

by mm2urban June 7, 2013

Fallin' Down the Stairs

When something is of extremely high-quality, it's so good that it has you fallin' down the stairs.

Oh man. That dessert was tight. That cheesecake had me fallin' down the stairs.

by Matthew Sevcik May 31, 2005

Falling Out

A term used by wildland fire fighters. refers to the act of a person who cannot keep up with the rest of the crew during a hike.

john! you had better not fall out again or its 2-a-days for the next month.

by leroy December 27, 2003

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010