ass facial

the best thing that has ever happened to anyone

the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits

damn that ass facial was the best

by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017

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Facially active

Becoming FACIALLY ACTIVE is to open a face book account and begin to stream post about your life on a personal leval to all your friends who don't care (but act like they do). Or, if you have a face book but are not an active poster, and have now become borred with your life and you've begun to post update you are now FACIALLY ACTIVE (my congrats)!

Girl 1: "You rarely post shit on your facebook"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"

OR

Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"

by Reindizzle May 4, 2010

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Strawberry Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a redhead's face

After blowing me we finished the night with a strawberry facial.

by John Rodger October 10, 2015

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Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

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Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

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