Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

ass facial

the best thing that has ever happened to anyone

the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits

damn that ass facial was the best

by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

ghost facial

When you get your head slammed into a "random" crotch!

I met Brian in a bar and got a ghost facial!

by Casper Wack June 2, 2016

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011