Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.

Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?

by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023

Facebook

A cesspool of shit

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook

by Skhizy November 12, 2019

Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017