Football Hipster

An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.

Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.

by KeyKeyWhitsWhits. November 3, 2013

football americano

The other football, which isn't soccer in Europe.

Dude 1: You want to go play football?

Dude 2: That sport is really slow

Dude 1: No, football americano

by Thatoneguy11 October 22, 2008

Football minute

A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour

Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.

by pseudopsychonym September 12, 2014

football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.

Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!

by Kerb December 1, 2004

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

Football fag

A term people who are unfit and generally don't get girls call people who play football, or pretty much any sports. Usually said by people who are jealous and have nothing better to do other than counting their katanas.

Wow eugene...i heard jim got a girlfriend, what a football fag. I bet he doesn't even know all 3 super saiyans!

by overcookedleaf June 30, 2016

Football Heritage

A sports team that is used to be good like Manchester United or Arsenal, has fallen into mid-table and still dreaming about getting into the champions league or signing big-name players.

After losing 2-1 to Brighton and 4-0 to Brentford, we can no doubt agreeing what Jose Mourinho said in 2018, “This is football heritage.”

by Thomas_16 August 13, 2022