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russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022
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The Girlfriend Experiment II

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022
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Expert

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.
by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009
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experience

Roblox's shit name for games.
Wanna play an experience? hell to the no I dont.
by XZ Topaz May 21, 2021
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Social experiment

another name for "prank" It just makes it sound better. All it is good for is making the people who are caught up in them feel like idiots.
Prankster: hey guys, I'm back with a new social experiment. Today we will be doing a murduring people on the street social expiriment!!!
by MashedPotat0 June 2, 2016
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near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
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tie expert

One who enjoys men's fashion and teaching young boys to appreciate proper techniques of an active man's lifestyle.
That tie expert was looking at me kinda funny in the men's room.
by Jack Kendall May 3, 2004
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