The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.
by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020
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Education slap

When somebody slaps someone with a school book
Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob
by Satanslefthand666 May 27, 2015
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coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.
by pugglegirly April 25, 2017
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Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
by ScienceRules3298 June 04, 2023
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Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.
Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.
by ElectricMayhem September 01, 2021
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honkey education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"
by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021
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early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy November 01, 2022
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