earthican

somebody from the planet earth.

im an earthican you're an earthican

by letusbeus December 1, 2006

Earth

A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.

Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.

Please die.

"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"

by herb311 April 30, 2005

Wyatt Earp

the act of finger banging 2 girls at once while you have your arms crossed at your chest, like you're shooting two guns cross armed

I was Wyatt Earp'ing these girls last night.

by hoorns August 15, 2008

earnhardting

Doing a girl from behind and yell earnhardt and push her into a wall.

I plan on earnhardting Shelly tonight.

by earnhardtluver March 23, 2011

Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.

If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?

by No Hemingway August 23, 2016

flat earther furries

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.

I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries

by emintz01 October 24, 2017

Dinosaur Earth Society

a group of incredibly intelligent fellows
not like the globetards and flat earthers.

guy 1:hey, did you hear about the Dinosaur Earth Society?
guy 2:yeah, my friend is a part of it
guy 1:now they are a bunch of very educated fellows.
guy 2: indeed

by SkinnyWeinr September 24, 2019