relationship bulimic

A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.

Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"

Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"

by mojo334455 July 30, 2010

Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

by jillyjank September 5, 2010

Rez-Erection

The Act of getting an erection on the rez.

Dude, She gave me such a Rez-erection Yesterday!

That's Fuckin' disgusting.

by Cohholy111 March 18, 2011

Vietnam Relationship

When you're stuck in a terrible relationship you can't get out of because you've already invested a lot of energy into it. It drains you to the core and leaves you haunted and disillusioned, just like the Vietnam War.

"Howard, you have to leave her! You look like hell and it's obviously a Vietnam Relationship. Get out before she drains your soul forever!"

by Kjellmaster 9000 May 2, 2011

Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010

light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 23, 2007