Dick Diving

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.

That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Deep sea diving

1. going down on a woman. 2. eating a woman out. 3. cunnilingus.

He better be good at deep sea diving if he doesn't last long in bed!

by jadgie August 18, 2010

Link Diving

The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com

I started out reading about Big Foot on Wikipedia, but two hours later of link diving later and I knew all about The Spring Heeled Jack of London.

by Fiasco Bros. March 24, 2007

couch diving

when a bunch of drunk-asses randomly erupt into bouts of rowdiness by launching themselves onto the couch/each other during get togethers. often results in injury, spilled beers, and broken furniture.

I went couch diving and landed on someone's lit cigarette.

by siamesesem December 25, 2004

monkey diving

when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim

damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!

by L-Beezy July 22, 2007

driving miss daisy

driving with the white lady in the car. riding dirty with a quantity of cocaine in the vehicle.

I hope the cops don't pull me over because I'm driving miss daisy.

by jackmosley May 1, 2009

Sleep Driving

Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.

Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!

by Static1432 September 22, 2009