Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

Sunday Drunk

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.

Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”

by Reyer June 3, 2018

SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022