thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

tighe drum

biggest fucking weirdo on the planet cunt
really small peen and has a sister named molly 😭

person 1 see that guy , i bet his name is tighe drum
person 2 why do you say that
person 1 because he has a tiny weiner

by fuckignduckhater November 24, 2021

Sexy Drum

A drummer with a massive cocok.

John: Hey, you see that Sexy Drum?
Billius: Yeah, look at his banger!
John: It's huge!
Sexy Drum: What?
John and Billius simultaneously: Nothing!

by Cammy's boi December 13, 2021

Shannon Drum

A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY

The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss

by Kimokazi September 16, 2022

Nut-Drum

Someone who always listens to blabber, rumors, lies, then feeds into them and helps them spread.

Person 1: "Yo, I heard you talk to So-So now?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's a huge sk@nk, so I wanna get on that now haha.."

Person 1: "Not what I meant dude, quit being such a Nut-Drum, do better bro."

by x.cessive November 3, 2023

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

nerdy drum-kit

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024