thunder drum penis 

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

thunder drum penis by jibolba November 22, 2019

tighe drum 

biggest fucking weirdo on the planet cunt
really small peen and has a sister named molly 😭

person 1 see that guy , i bet his name is tighe drum
person 2 why do you say that
person 1 because he has a tiny weiner

tighe drum by fuckignduckhater November 24, 2021

Sexy Drum

A drummer with a massive cocok.

John: Hey, you see that Sexy Drum?
Billius: Yeah, look at his banger!
John: It's huge!
Sexy Drum: What?
John and Billius simultaneously: Nothing!

Sexy Drum by Cammy's boi December 13, 2021

Shannon Drum 

A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY

The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss

Shannon Drum by Kimokazi September 16, 2022

Nut-Drum 

Someone who always listens to blabber, rumors, lies, then feeds into them and helps them spread.

Person 1: "Yo, I heard you talk to So-So now?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's a huge sk@nk, so I wanna get on that now haha.."

Person 1: "Not what I meant dude, quit being such a Nut-Drum, do better bro."

Nut-Drum by x.cessive November 3, 2023

alabama drum brake 

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

alabama drum brake by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

nerdy drum-kit 

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

nerdy drum-kit by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024