swift driver

If you see one of these on the road you are advised to get off the roads immediately. 99% of people who drive swifts purchased their license for a hefty fee due to their ignorance on the road

You see the accident on White Collar Crime? Yea boi is always be a Swift driver

by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

D1 Robot Driver

Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy

Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!

by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 3, 2021

jew driver

A 6-point star headed screwdriver. The head is in the shape of the Star of David, which is where it gets its name from.

Hey man, I need a jew driver to get this throttle position sensor off.

by FishKiller443 September 13, 2009

pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

mini driver

A mini driver is a female car driver that is hot

Hey, there's a Mini Driver on your left, check her out- she's hot!

by happy gilmore78 February 10, 2010

texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010

Wisconsin Driver

A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:

-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source

Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!

by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011