Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

cave dating

"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.

Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...

Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.

Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."

by ohmygawditsgabx April 5, 2009

pollo domingo

An inexplicable and almost singular craving for Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week Chik-Fil-A is closed; an ironic Sunday afternoon craving for Chik-Fil-A that is closely related to its unobtainability.

Michael was struck by a sudden fit of pollo domingo Sunday afternoon only to discover after pulling into the parking lot that the Chik-Fil-A was closed.

by mjflanagan February 3, 2010

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

by chichesterfield October 5, 2007

Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010

DOING A SPENCER

(Noun)When a man takes 3 months to ask out a girl and instantly gets rejected

"Ohh he's doing a spencer"

by MR KFC ASIAN MAN August 26, 2017