by white nigga candy October 15, 2014
That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
by MJFire0511 April 08, 2016
Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
by NittyGritty April 26, 2018
The asshole of someone who isnt into anal. You put your dick to close to it and they make a sound like a dolphin
I went to stick it in her ass only to find out she had a dolphin hole. she started making that sound like an excited dolphine and trying to get away from me
by pr0toc0l January 12, 2016
when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 09, 2014
Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.
Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!
Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!
by SpecificDolphin February 04, 2018
by Ambirory June 05, 2019