Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

The Ditch

The drainage ditch next to Lehigh Valley Hospital where everyone skates. And sometimes fights break out, and people get shot.

"Yo, man, tomorrow is ditch day, be at the ditch at 1!"

by Southsidex3life September 3, 2007

senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you hyped about senior ditch day

by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

doorbell ditch that bitch

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.

Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)

by BS-BS October 23, 2008

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Ditch

There are 2 meanings

1. To leave a friend in order to purposely get away from him/her, do something else or hang out with somebody else, usually another friend or group of friends.

2. To leave a friend or group of friends to go home.

1. "My friends are pricks, they ditched me while I was eating my dinner."

2. "I'm ditching guys, I'll see you all tomarrow."

by Thatguywhoeavesdrops August 23, 2010