diesel

Heroin from Afghanistan

Hook it up with that Afghan Diesel/
I got a Handle of that Afghan Diesel/

by Go RiLLa February 11, 2007

Diesel Dick

When a mechanic's penis gets grease all over it from pissing numerous times throughout the work day without washing his hands.

Jared had a diesel dick again today.

by Skank_Bacon July 19, 2018

diesel

What violent, unemployed hooligans on the European continent drink: a mix of cider or lager and banana liquour. It is a horrid conconction that no normal person would ever dream of drinking. It is a favorite of skinheads and other slackers.

The young, unemployed German man spent his entire morning drinking diesels, then he joined up with his friends to rob and beat some law-abiding elderly citizens.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit July 13, 2004

Diesel Meister

Common misspelling of Deisel Meister.

He got points taken off his paper because he spelled Deisel Meister "Diesel Meister".

by Britton T. February 6, 2007

Diesel Man

He comes while you are unconcious after tieing one on and pours diesel fuel down your throat.

(upon waking) Oh god, the Diesel Man has been.

by zenrat August 6, 2010

Diesel truck addict

A person sexually addicted to diesel trucks. Most commonly associated with the @dieseltruckaddicts Instagram page.

That guy follows @dieseltruckaddicts. He must be a diesel truck addict. He likes to have sex with diesel trucks and probably their owners too.

by Dllnbro August 7, 2015

Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019