Dildoscopy

The act of being bent over and plundered by a large glass dildo, allowing the contents of ones rectum to be easily viewed.

Good evening Mr Wang, (Gok of course) are you ready for your dildoscopy this evening?

by TheFuckIsaPseudonym October 13, 2011

Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

dildonasaurus

a friend acting like a giant dildo

dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus

by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011

Dildoic

A word or phrase that is knowingly/unknowingly also a reference to the popular penis shaped sex toy. A very specific euphemism.

"strap-on, father! it's going to be one hell of a ride" the marketing slogan for a new up and coming catholic internet service provider, was unfortunately dildoic in reference.

by catholicinternetprovider January 4, 2014

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015